Are you 7 years or under? Or Christmas Believers? Leave this post! I’m not saying you suck, it’s just that this news could ruin YOUR Christmas, so, please, leave and come back once this doesn’t hurt you! Do not read the next paragraph!
Santa is fake. Yep. You heard me. Isn’t it like a wonder that he comes everywhere in one night? Well, people would’ve found him and took that tech by now. And he lives in the north pole. Like, COME ON! That should’ve been a dead giveaway. No one can survive the North Pole with a hat and a coat. And humans been everywhere in the North Pole. Even I used to believe in him, until…
My sister told me that Santa is actually our parents leaving gifts. When I asked my parents, they said: ”Yeah. That’s true.”
Like, It’s just like the tooth fairy. We believe she/he’s (Do we even know it’s gender or age?) is real. We just pretend she’s real. They aren’t really real. I mean, it get’s obvious once you grow up and can’t sleep till like, 1 am. Our parents come and take the tooth and leave money.
And Rudolph. The Red Nosed Reindeer. And why do we leave food for them? Circle the correct reason why we shouldn’t.
A. He isn’t real.
B. IF he is real, he ate dinner already, cuz who wouldn’t?
C. He packed lunch with him.
D. He just comes for one night.
E. All of the above.
You probably chose A to D, but NO! It’s E, all of the above.
And Rudolph! The Red Nosed Reindeer! He has his own song! Just because he has a red nose and was bullied! He probably has a red nose cuz his mommy hit off with a clown. Or a red ball.
You’re probably mad at me for saying this, but I don’t feel bad, cuz they don’t really exist…
So anyways, here’s a joke.
Boy: Daddy, why does Santa come only once a year?
Dad: Because he’s in jail for the rest of the year for breaking and entering.
Santa comes through the door, takes a gift and jumps through the window and leaves it broken.
Dad: See, son?
Ha ha ha ha ha! Hilarious! It’s practically Shakespeare!
Yeah. So, I’ll end the post here. Bye!
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